
Does anyone have that geats gif where the guy is dodging bullets by doing the fish flop
“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me
It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.
It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.
No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

There was actually a really popular book about being pretty close with 12 people. I won’t tell you how it ends, but let’s just say the main character is in a better place now.
the one time i tried to be high on shrooms in public it was in olympia i walked into this coffeeshop and ordered a medium thai tea and the barista says, “are you sure you dont want a large? everything is the same price.” and in my bewilderment i looked up at the drink board and literally everything was $2.65
tumblr zoomers will see an unedited boomer meme from 2011 and call it a shitpost
think about lesbian sex on. the. clock.
even when they're playing taylor swift in the lobby. You can't break my spirit you vile woman
I hate to break it to you but all of Taylor Swift’s songs are about lesbian sex
if you went outside and interacted with real life adult humans you would discover so many wonderful things













