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melanocetuss

a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?

so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"

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and then a second image popped up in my head

what if they acted like dogs?

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YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL

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castledock

Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;

“Nobody:

Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”

Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.

betazoidpantsuit

my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth

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slimetony
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charlottan

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

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fanonical

fandom really needs to learn to distinguish ‘i don’t like it’ from ‘it’s Bad’

it’s okay to not like whatever the big popular thing is! you don’t need to find reasons that it’s Bad And Problematic! obviously if there are offensive things in the thing, that’s worth talking about, but you are allowed to just not like a thing because you do not like it. that is a-okay

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penny-anna

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that no TV writer in the history of the world has made a show bad on purpose so they can do a big reveal later down the line that it was actually secretly good. like i could be wrong here but i don't think that's something that happens.

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cryptotheism

The funniest thing you can add to any piece of media is a boy detective. Breaking Bad needed a 13 year old child who goes around looking for clues to the caper and whatnot.

@L