Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

kushblazer666:

teacher: alright class today we’re going to finger paint

kid named titus flavius germanicus:

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followthebluebell:

shadowpuppy2:

captain-price-officially:

Wet beast Wednesday

Oh they’re notching her tail. See the little bit taken out? That tells whoever catches her next to let her go– it’s a sort of “hey, this is a reproductive female; let’s keep the cycle going by putting her right back in the water” signal. The bit will grow back in 2-3 shed cycles, which takes a couple years.

They know she’s able to reproduce bc she was caught with eggs.

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definitely-ellie:

disneyisqueen:

batterkind:

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!

I did nAUGHTt! Mister Electic send him to the   principal's office and have him EXpelLed!

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

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chongoblog:

notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat:

dracolunae:

theraddestpotato21:

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@maybewren @casperillion

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From: usbirthcertificates.com

@dukeofash​ banned from Australia

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channmander:

clubsdeuce:

clubsdeuce:

my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty

update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge 

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she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is

she doesn’t know, and yet she captures the spirit of it so well

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autisticgayplushie:
“colorful puppy group photo for your viewing pleasure :3
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autisticgayplushie:

colorful puppy group photo for your viewing pleasure :3

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austimpowers:

noritaro:

i dont fucking know

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but what if we gave them suspenders

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yoururlisavalidchumhandle:

cadaver-creative:

financeswithwolves:

ct-42069:

femboyjoker:

yo-im-drunk:

scoreframes:

yo-im-drunk:

yo-im-drunk:

clownstrap:

Seven million milfs

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A solid chunk of them are trans

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this was the post that got the word milf banned on Tiktok and i do not mean this unkindly to the post, i mean it unkindly to Tiktok

Your URL (cadaverCreative - CC) is a valid chumhandle!

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edgebug:

edgebug:

did fandom ever actually leave 2007 yaoi seme/uke culture or was it just kind of recolored sonic OC style as a bad understanding of tops and bottoms

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sometimes hornets nests need to be swung at

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